Google Apps Account Recovery Service is the Same as Getting Teeth Pulled

Assume you opened a Google Apps account and then somehow lost the password to the administrator email to that account. And perchance, you dont have that telephone number you used to have when you registered. You would go and reset your password just like any other internet service as we are accustomed to, using recovery emails, secret questions, account details, right?


You are in for a magical roundabout of dead ends, circular redirections, fruitless identity-proving which total to no less then getting your teeth pulled or receiving a good kick in the balls.

“Knowledge Test”

You go in there, click “forgot my password”, then after marking ‘I dont have my phone’ (that phone), you are asked to prove you own the domain by putting a CNAME record in yoru DNS.

That is as advanced as it gets for majority of users.

But ok, it so happens that you are an advanced user, a techie even, and you just drop the record in your DNS in 5 minutes and its live.

Google checks it. Then it tells you that they will send an email to another email address to complete verification. You enter an email, which has to be outside that domain, apparently. And wait to receive the instructions.

You do. And what you receive is a link to a ‘Knowledge Test’, which is a spectacular web form with fantastic questions.

Among which are the date of creation of your Google Apps account and the date you last logged into that account

Unless you are at the age in which you remember small things in detail like “When i was in Sicily back in 1919…” as the famous Golden Girl so frequently remember, there is fat chance you remember date of creation of your account, and high chance in hell the date you last logged in.

Pulling Teeth and then some

When you submit this web form, which poses as a support vehicle or a recovery option for a premium paid service, you are told to expect an answer in 72 hours, in which they may decide to give you back your account, which is created for the domain you own… Even the response time estimate, as anyone who dealt with Google support knows, is a very optimistic estimate.

There you are, owning your very own domain, and possibly even having access to all emails on that domain since you may have redirected MX records to another provider than Google, but your best option for recovering an existing old G Suite account is going through a teeth-pulling procedure. Whereas the account you created with your domain resides inaccessible.

Spectacular procedures and spectacular support for a premium paid service from one of the top tech companies of the world. With that market cap, that many intelligent engineers recruited, one would think they could have come up with something that wouldn’t leave the taste of having been kicked in the balls, but eh…

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